Sunday, January 17, 2010

Too Many Requirements


I'm a little bit upset. Today I heard the Food Dude talking to the Food Lady and he said that I have Too Many Requirements! What in the heck does that mean??? He said that after the Food Lady had just given me some stinky goodness. You see, I have trained the Food Lady to heat up my stinky goodness to just the right temperature and put it in my bowl. Then the Food Lady brings it to me, presents the bowl of food to me to smell, and for my approval, before she puts it down in my dining location. I have to smell it and then lick my lips so she knows if I have approved the meal. Is this an unfair requirement? I don't think so!




Here I am sending a telepathic message to the Food Dude, expressing my displeasure. I must check the cat box and see if he has cleaned it lately. I think I will leave him a message there!



Here is a new friend the Food Lady received as a Christmas present from one of her oldest friends. When they were teenagers, they used to drive on back roads in Michigan in her friend's old Bug. In the summertime, these critters would stand in the road at night and get hypnotized by the car headlights. They were not very smart. The possums entertained the Food Lady and her best friend many times on those summer nights. So this possum now lives with us.

The possum is trying to make friends. GET OFF THE HEATY PAD, POSSUM!
Tell me, do you think I have too many requirements?
Also, apologies to all my friends. The Food Lady's busy at work and has been sick and not able to get around to post on your blogs lately. But she is keeping up with everyone!



7 comments:

The Island Cats said...

Hi Halloween! We don't think you have too many requirements! The Food Lady is doing exactly what she is supposed to do...making sure your meals are purrfect!! And you have her trained pretty good too!!

We have those possums here in Michigan!! Lots of times they get hit by cars. Mom says where she used to live they would rummage through the garbage cans and make a big mess!

Harry Spotter said...

Hey Halloween, you look nice and comfy there. I like my stinky goodness too. Your possum is cute, we have real ones outside our home. I bet yours is nicer .Have a good day.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Nope, those are the legal requirements...mom does da same fur us and if dad is home alone wif us she leaves a note fur him to do it! Hey, dat opossum looks just like da one dat mom puts da old kitty food on da ground for! She came wif her kits, yes der babies is called kits, dis past spring! Dad sez dey is so ugly dey is cute. Yeah, we don't unnerstand dat either.

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Halloween, there is NO WAY you are too needy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are the most important one in the house!!!!!!!!!
The Food Dude better get that straight ;) Maybe after your 'message'!! hahahahahahaha
Purrs Mickey, Georgia Tillie

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

I think your feeding routine is purrfectly normal!!

Parker said...

I think that your requirements are fine.
Good food must be prepared just right!

Anonymous said...

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