I'm staying at the bottom of the stairs right now. As you can see, I am using my laser eyes to get my point across.
I stayed here for a while tonight. The People kept saying I was filled with mats. I don't know what they were talking about. All I do know is that I was forced into the cat carrying box and put in the car. I hate the box and I hate the car even more. I thought I was going to the V E T.
Nope. They took me to this lady who cleaned me up and combed my coat so it is very smooth, silky, and easy to comb. It feels much better. But don't tell my People because I am going to make them feel guilty for putting me in the box for as long as I can. That's why I'm hangin' at the bottom of the stairs. They tried to pet me but I ran down here. When they started walking down the stairs, I ran under a bed. I let them take these pictures so they would remember how angry I am about this whole situation.
Later on, the stinky goodness and treats I got were quite good!
9 comments:
We don't know about being cranky cuz we'z neffur been to da groomer. Punkin loved going to da groomer, she would get furry acited when mom would say "bath time wif Mary" and would actually run to da door to go! Den when she gots home dad would make a fuss about how soft and silky she was and how she smelled purrty and stuff.
The groomer? That just doesn't sound good at all. I do like the idea of stinky goodness though.
You just keep them beggin', I'd mention a little HAM, too, it never hurts when they are under the paw☺
Oh Halloween, Rudy knows what you are going through. No fun, no fun at all!
Wow! We've never been to a groomer...but we bet your furs feel a lot better now...
i bet yoo feel reel purrty right now
that sounds awful. i am glad you're feeling good with your coat tho! don't let your beans know...then they might now give you those extra treats....
thanks for welcoming Baby Joel! it has been crazy here for weeks, but hopefully it will settle soon
The groomer sounds interesting. We haven't been to one, but we have short furs. Did the laser eyes not shock the parents?
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