Sunday, July 13, 2008

My People Are Home

My People came home last night. They were gone for two weeks. They visited the Great Lakes. And they came home with this picture of another cat! His name is Hobbs. They say he is my cousin cat who lives in Milwaukee. What an insult! They stay away for two weeks and visit another cat. Hobbs apparently smelled my catnip on the Food Lady's shoes and rolled against them. I will give the shoes a special treatment when no one is looking!
I am an angry cat. I got very mad at the People when they got home last night. I yelled at them all night long and wouldn't let them go to sleep until they provided sufficient cat adoration. Now I am just sitting outside the back door and won't come inside in order to punish the People. Plus, just now I looked in my stinky goodness bowl and the contents are unacceptable. Things have fallen to a new low around here. I have my work cut out for me. Gotta go - time to yowl. And maybe scratch too!


Mickey said...

Welcome back Halloween!!!!!!!!!!!
Imagine your beans cavorting with another cat!!!!!
I think you DO neeed to teach them a lesson! Show them the back of disrespect,yowl very loud,do not let them sleep and whap them !!! That should get the point across!!!!
Let me know if you need help ;)
Purrs Mickey

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

We're so glad YOU are back. Sounds like your people are another story altogether. Are you going to have to train them all over again? Or are you looking to trade them in? Our Lady never goes anywhere and knows that cats come first. Maybe you could move in with us while your people get their priorities straight!

Rosie & Cheeto said...

oh this is not gud-its vary hard to teech old beans, new tricks all ovur again. On the brite side, yoo seem to have a grate plan of akshun!! Yowl on, Halloween!!!

Oh thowse beans waving to us frum wigglyfield wure yer beans!?! Hope that saw us wave back!!! Also Its a gud thing thare back safe cawse we hurd the bares in trayning ate some giants on Saturday!

The Meezers said...

welcome back halloween!! have you tried pushing your stinky goodness bowl around the floor to get to any stairs? toss it down the stairs to let them know your displeasure

Beezer said...

Oh my stars and whiskers!!
If I had know that it was that bad I would have come over and given you some much needed lovin'!

And another cat? Unacceptable. You are quite justified in your outrage. A nice poop where they can smell but not find is what they deserve.
Be sure that you demand sushi grade Ahi Tuna in your bowl. I would.

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

I'm so glad YOU'RE back! I'm sorry your beans not only cheated on you, but that they didn't come back with the same respect they left with. You certainly do need to retrain them.

Perhaps a "gift" in the shoe, a walk across the bladder every hour during the night. Don't let them pet you either, but keep looking like you want them to. Beans get sad when we don't let them scritch us.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Well, it's about time they came home to their little Halloween! But it sounds like they have forgotten all and need to be re-trained. You have your work cut out for you.

But we're glad they're safely home.

Derby said...

They forgot to some see me!